You Talking to Me, Well, Good, You're Lucky You Ain't!!!!!

Dude's need to talk to bouncers with respect. It's just that simple. Ask Mike Doe. He used to bounce before he made his way into the comedy circuit.

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Some great news: Mike Doe is now writing jokes at http://twitter.com/mikedoe.