You Talking to Me, Well, Good, You're Lucky You Ain't!!!!!

Dude's need to talk to bouncers with respect. It's just that simple. Ask Mike Doe. He used to bounce before he made his way into the comedy circuit.

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Road House Quotes, from Good Old Emmett

Emmett: Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse. It don't belong.