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Road House Quotes

Doc: Did you study any particular discipline?
Dalton: Just man's search for faith, and that kind of shit.

Courtesy: Dalton from Road House

Road House Wisdom on Outhouses

Emmett: Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse. It don't belong.

Road House Quotes ... Tinker

"I'll explain it to you!"
---Tinker

Road House Quotes, from Good Old Emmett

Emmett: Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse. It don't belong.

Wade Garrett Analyzes the Doc

Wade Garrett: That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.

Dalton Fires Morgan...You're Gone, Baby!

Morgan: What am I supposed to do?
Dalton: There's always barber college.

Road House Quotes -- Wade Garrett on Mints

Wade Garrett: This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint."