tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61663327221451931832011-04-21T14:46:03.262-07:00Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166332722145193183.post-86701422956423843692007-12-06T23:04:00.000-08:002007-12-06T23:05:58.088-08:00Dude's need to talk to bouncers with respect. It's just that simple. Ask <a href="http://mikedoe.net/">Mike Doe</a>. He used to bounce before he made his way into the comedy circuit.<br /><br /><a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/10/3/for-your-karaoke-pleasure-mike-doe-in-song.html">For Your Karaoke Pleasure, Mike Doe in Song</a><br /><a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/10/3/twitter-highly-addictive-behavior-jokes-aplenty.html">Twitter = Highly Addictive Behavior = Jokes Aplenty</a><br /><a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/10/3/do-skinny-models-drink-vodka.html">Do Skinny Models Drink Vodka?</a> <br /><a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/10/4/11-reasons-to-stop-eating-potatoes-or-die.html">11 Reasons to Stop Eating Potatoes, OR DIE!!!!</a><br /><a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/10/4/how-to-get-pregnant-in-3-weeks-or-less-guaranteed.html">How to Get Pregnant in 3 Weeks or Less, Guaranteed!</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6166332722145193183-8670142295642384369?l=roadhousequotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166332722145193183.post-29757739162294675552007-10-03T00:25:00.000-07:002007-10-03T11:18:44.954-07:00Some great news: <a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/10/3/twitter-highly-addictive-behavior-jokes-aplenty.html">Mike Doe</a> is now writing jokes at <a href="http://twitter.com/mikedoe">http://twitter.com/mikedoe</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6166332722145193183-2975773916229467555?l=roadhousequotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166332722145193183.post-71517304198184187352007-09-15T09:46:00.000-07:002007-09-15T09:48:36.263-07:00<strong>Doc:</strong> Did you study any particular discipline?<br /><strong>Dalton:</strong> Just man's search for faith, and that kind of shit.<br /><br />Courtesy: <a href="http://daltonfromroadhouse.blogspot.com/">Dalton from Road House</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6166332722145193183-7151730419818418735?l=roadhousequotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166332722145193183.post-77686233746672355032007-09-05T11:29:00.000-07:002007-09-05T11:30:47.024-07:00<a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0662641/">Emmett</a>: Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse. It don't belong.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6166332722145193183-7768623374667235503?l=roadhousequotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166332722145193183.post-40105815739671598382007-09-03T23:40:00.000-07:002007-09-03T23:41:31.885-07:00"I'll explain it to you!"<br />---Tinker<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6166332722145193183-4010581573967159838?l=roadhousequotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166332722145193183.post-516117344842351862007-08-29T09:22:00.000-07:002007-08-29T09:23:13.717-07:00<a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0662641/">Emmett</a>: Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse. It don't belong.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6166332722145193183-51611734484235186?l=roadhousequotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166332722145193183.post-17194271657031182852007-08-28T18:30:00.000-07:002007-08-28T18:31:45.546-07:00<a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0000385/">Wade Garrett</a>: That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6166332722145193183-1719427165703118285?l=roadhousequotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166332722145193183.post-38952366871125584342007-08-27T16:59:00.000-07:002007-08-27T17:01:07.663-07:00<a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0298750/">Morgan</a>: What am I supposed to do?<br /><a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0000664/">Dalton</a>: There's always <a href="http://theresalwaysbarbercollege.blogspot.com/">barber college</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6166332722145193183-3895236687112558434?l=roadhousequotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166332722145193183.post-50701977229294296262007-08-27T09:22:00.000-07:002007-08-27T09:23:52.978-07:00<a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0000385/">Wade Garrett</a>: This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6166332722145193183-5070197722929429626?l=roadhousequotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440noreply@blogger.com0